Os assuntos do coração

- Tenho uma tendência comprovada para tomar más decisões em assuntos do coração.

-Então?

- Não consigo deixar de comer manteiga!

The happiness bringer

-Oh shoot! I forgot to bring dinner again!
-Now, now, darling. Not to worry, you know the only thing I expect you to bring home is happiness!

Science is unstoppable

‎- He is perfect I tell you! He has perfect body, perfect skin, perfect teeth and perfect voice! He's perfect, just perfect!
- Good grief! Settle down, woman! It's just a robot!